rachell:

fmylife:

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, “soon, this will be plump with my seed.” FML

oh, fuck.

this one will always be my favorite. ha. ha.

Posted on September 18th at 10:48 PM
Reblogged from: rachell
Originally posted by: fmylife

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   this one will always be my favorite. ha. ha.

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    Er, WHAT?! o.O This is messed up.

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